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When John Spencer Says You're A Loose Cannon...

Not willing to let a bad story die quietly, John Spencer took a swipe at Ben today for quoting him suggesting that Hillary Clinton had plastic surgery.
Referring back to the denial strategy I thought he abandoned, Spencer told The Resident that Ben's article "was a total fabrication and a bold-faced lie."
The best part though, is the name-calling:
Yeah. Ben's a loose cannon. -- Azi PaybarahSpencer said Smith had previously portrayed him unfairly when he was writing for the New York Observer. "But I didn't say anything about it," he said. "I just read it and said, 'This guy must be a loose cannon or something, I don't know.'"
NOTE: This post, which is about an argument over accuracy in reporting, has been corrected. It originally said that Spencer was quoted saying that Hillary Clinton "needs plastic surgery." It has now been changed to reflect more accurately what Ben reported, which is that Spencer suggested that both Hillary Clinton and Jeanine Pirro had had "work" done to improve their looks. Spencer was not quoted using the words "plastic surgery" or suggesting that Hillary still needs it. read more »
Is Howard Rubenstein Against Rudy Giuliani?
Howard Rubenstein, who represents the New York Post, also represents the Former Special Agents of the FBI. (He also works with the New York F.B.I. office— Mr. Rubenstein has also been identified in the press as a "Kushner family spokesman." Jared Kushner is the owner of the New York Observer.)
Rock Opera Spring Awakening A Wake Up Call for Musicals
Gretchen Says Goodbye

It's an old trick of the trade to release bad news late on a Friday.
How about awkward and embarrassing news like the resignation of someone who had been publicly upbraided by her patrons?
That would be Gretchen Dykstra, who announced her departure from the World Trade Center Memorial Foundation just now, after 5 p.m., on the Friday before a long weekend which most people started around 3 o'clock yesterday afternoon.
This is another good reason why The New York Observer is committed to keeping its employees working until 6 p.m. or later every single Friday of the year. We never want to let anything slip by us!
Download her passive-aggressive resignation letter--"There is general agreement that the multiplicity of authorities makes it difficult for anyone to move expeditiously. Perhaps it would help if there were one less player."--here (PDF). read more »
-Matthew SchuermanPoliticker News
But the good news for us and for you is that we now have sealed the deal on our new political editor: Josh Benson of The New York Times, formerly of The New York Observer.
You may know him from The New York Times' New Jersey desk, where his first week had him criss-crossing the state in the wake of Jim McGreevey's resignation; he also helped to launch the Times blog Newark '06. Those of you over 25 will also remember him as the Observer's political reporter--along with Greg Sargent--from 1998 to 2004. (How to characterize those years? Late Giuliani? Late Clinton and early Bush? Post-D'Amato? Mid-Nadler?) Among other things, Josh covered a couple of political conventions for us and Hillary R. Clinton's 2000 Senate election.
We won't have him till after Cory Booker's coronation as the Mayor of Newark, New Jersey, which he plans to see through at The New York Times.On that happy day, I'll hang up my Politicker log-on. Expect to see Josh writing here, as well as occasionally in the print newspaper, as well as more from Jason Horowitz and Nicole Brydson; there will be other new names contributing as well, TBA.
- Tom McGeveranEric Alterman, Low-Level Celebrity, a Foe of Page Six, "Always" and "Often"

Eric Alterman, Mediekritiker
Here are Eric Alterman's three Page Six mentions: read more »
March 28, 2004: Fresh from a bizarre on-air showdown with CNBC talk-show host Dennis Miller, left-wing MSNBC pundit Eric Alterman has accused The New York Observer of doing a second "hatchet job" on him. [...] When we tried to contact Alterman for comment, he e-mailed us back: "I don't have a lot to say. I enjoy PAGE SIX but I don't admire it. I imagine most people feel that way." Mee-ouch!
March 12, 2003: The Week magazine held a forum on media bias featuring Janeane Garofalo, Arianna Huffington, Eric Alterman and William McGowan." [...] Jeff Jarvis: "hey, if you're going to get dissed by someone, it's much better to be dissed by Brown than Alterman."
August 6, 1999: We hear... That journalist/gadfly Philip Nobile overheard two clerks at the Strand bookstore complaining about Nation columnist Eric Alterman. 'He's a whiner,' said one. 'Yeah,' said the other. 'The first time I met him I almost punched him.'
Azi Poached
My only consolation is that I've obtained a copy of the memo from Sun managing editor Ira Stoll:
From: Ira StollAargh. Um, I mean, "Good luck, Azi."Sent: Monday, March 13, 2006 2:30 PM
Subject: New employee
I'm pleased to announce that Azi Paybarah will join the Sun starting Wednesday morning as a staff blogger and news reporter focusing on New York city and state politics. You may be familiar with his contributions to Ben Smith's Politicker blog at the New York Observer Web site. He is one of the editorial team who left the New York Press when Harry Siegel resigned; at the time Azi was the Press's City Hall bureau man. Please join me in welcoming him to the Sun.
The C.B.A. Tourney
A plea
The Cockpit: Kenny Chesney Is A Man's Man
How Many R's Are In "Marry"? Dude, did you see what Kenny Chesney said about his she-had-me-at-goodbye "marriage" to Renee Zellweger? "It was like opening the door to your house and having someone come in and take your big-screen TV off the wall during the big game, and there's nothing you can do about it." Hoo, boy! "The big game." Which big game would that be, sweetlips? The Clovers versus the Toros? C'mon, bro, you can get butcher than that? How about "It was like having a cheerleader suck your knob at the tractor pull while you clean your Smith & Wesson"? Or, you know, "It was like you just tapped the keg and it already floated." Here's the No. 1 Google Image search result for Kenny. It's like Jeff Gannon at the rodeo. Hey, speaking of sports? How is Kenny Chesney like Reggie Miller at the free-throw line? SWISH! --posted by Tom "BEEEEER RUUUUNNNNNN!" Scocca at 5:25 p.m.read more »
The Cockpit: Dude! A Western! Finally!
You Know What's Awesome?—The TransomCowboy movies! Dude, why don't they make cowboy movies hardly anymore? John Wayne is like really old or something, I guess. Or dead? But back in the day, man, half of the movies were like romance, and the other half were all westerns! What happened to America? Now it's all In Her Sister's Traveling Pants with Romy And Michele's Joy Luck Club and shit.
So, anyway, I was really stoked when I heard there was a new western coming out with Jake whats-its and Heath Ledger. (Dude, Michelle Williams is SMOKING HOT, I would totally inseminate her too.) So I'm totally stoked -- we should all get together after work, go buy some cowboy hats, and go see Brokeback Mountain without the chicks from the office. BOO-YAH! read more »
Wow, it totally smells like pancakes with syrup in my office. Weird. --posted by Choire "BROS BEFORE HOS" Sicha at 10:25 p.m.
Step Into... The Cockpit!
But, as usual, the gals around the office couldn't get it together to even settle on a name for their new blog. Apparently, a vicious (yes) cat-fight broke out over the first proposal, "The Litterbox." Then, "ObservHer" didn't pick up much traction, and, at the end of that conversation, senior editor Suzy Hansen got shot with a stapler over suggesting that variant proposal "Catbox" just be shortened to "Box." (Yeah, that didn't go over big with the feminist majority.) read more »
In the end, we just decided to launch a men's blog instead, since, you know, men actually get things done instead of just jawing about them all day long. (Oh, don't look at us like that, gals!) So, without further ado, welcome to... The Cockpit!
WTF, Stemware You guys, last night after we closed the paper, when we totally went out for dude-food at 1 a.m., and had to go to that stupid French place on Park Avenue, and I ordered that beer? And they brought the beer to me in a red wine glass? What the fuck was that, yo? 'Kay, IM me later, I'll be in my office or something. Or out getting a beer... in A GLASS, MAN. Sheesh. --posted by Tom "El Beisbol" Scocca at 12:14 p.m. I'll Take Fruity Writers For $100, Alex Ha ha, dudes. Check it out. Say "Jonathan Lethem" ten times. Doethn't it thound lithpy? Ha ha ha. Lethem! Lethem! Lethem! LEETTHEMMMM! Ah, shit, hang on, I gotta go get a Dr. Pepper. Oh yeah, did u see? Thcooter Libbey is on crutches today. Heh. What a fag! --posted by Choire "Hot Dog, Homey!" Sicha at 12:39 p.m. Top Ten Lies Sold To Us By Lesbians 10. Farmer's markets. 9. Tempeh. (See also: seitan.) 8. Moving in. 7. Barter 6. Anne Heche. (Heh. Anne He-she.) 5. Indonesian rice salad. 4. Processing. 3. Collective action. (See also: the WNBA.) 2. Ani DiFranco. 1. Ecuadorian sweaters. --posted by Tom "Rockin' Out, Man!" McGeveran at 12:52 p.m.—The Transom
Thursday Styles with Tom Scocca: Actually, The Reporter Was Irish, But That Doesn't Make Me Any Less Of An Idiot
read more » No One Wants To Be Part Of A National Event
JACOBS: We were watching TV. Everyone was watching their different programs and I happened to see a gentleman, a couple of rows in front of me... was tuned to, actually I'm sorry -- a rival network, MSNBC. I don't know if CNN is available on JetBlue, on Direct TV.
But anyway, he was watching it and I think that's when the panic sort of began to accumulate. Because people realized it was a national event or it was being treated as a national event on, you know, the same as the Rita storm, which I think made us scared.
COOPER: Yes, no one wants to be part of a national event.
JACOBS: Exactly right.
[...]
JACOBS: Yes. We couldn't believe the irony that we might be watching our own demise on television. That seemed a little bit post- post modern, if you will.
COOPER: You're spoken like a true New Yorker. And a true reporter, post-modern. I'm thinking you were the only one on the aircraft who was remarking on the post-modernist of it all. read more »
JACOBS: Well.Letters
Thursday Styles With Tom Scocca: The Way We Live Now Is Bald Down There
Thursday Styles With Tom Scocca: The Way We Live Now
MediaTom: Well, have you read your Thursday Styles yet? TheTransom: You know, I've been really busy thinking, as a man, manly thoughts about what men want. MediaTom: Do tell. It seems to me, on first look, that men want George Clooney. TheTransom: Well, I think, yes. I like a man who earns over 100,000 a year, looks like George Clooney, and "is already living the life he wants rather than merely chasing it." Which, of course, is why I get aroused when I pass those RETARDED OFFENSIVE CITIBANK ADS on PHONE BOOTHS. So, as far as gay lifestyle porn goes?? i'm IN. MediaTom: Are those the Citibank ads that are like, hey, bank with us, we don't care about money? Like: McDonald's: You're Just Going To Shit It Out Eventually, Anyway? Yeah. It's like handing your checking account over to a fortune-cookie-writing company. TheTransom: YES. UGH. Goddam Citibank. But yes, really: Who is on the arm of Vogue readers? They're called HOMOS. We used to call them 'walkers.' But I digress. MediaTom: OK, the thing about Vogue for Men is this: the principal attractions that regular Vogue offers to the het male reader are (1) nipple photos, (2) the daft letters page, and (3) Jeffrey Steingarten. The Transom: Barbeque and hooters? That makes it sound like... Maxim, just much shorter! MediaTom: Surprisingly manly fare! Maxim with higher production values. Actually Maxim never contains nipple shots. Word to the wise, fellas! But Men's Vogue.. TheTransom: ...Has no women. Hence... no nipples? MediaTom: But they do have Jeffrey Steingarten. TheTransom: I know nothing about him. But I hear he's a right bastard. MediaTom: He's got a lovable writerly persona, though. Except the part of the persona that hangs out with Amanda Hesser's persona. TheTransom: That sounds like a horrible persona entanglement. So wait. I need to, need to, talk about Alex Kuzsnipski. Like, I might need to get my therapist in here too. MediaTom: "Call me the neurotic consumer." Neurotic? Can we call you the some other kind of consumer? TheTransom: She. Bought. A. Thank. You. Gift. For. A. Friend. That. Cost. 975. Dollars. HOW CRITICAL CAN THAT SHOPPING BE??? MediaTom: Hey, she put a hold on the $2,500 dress. Rather than buying it outright. The Transom: The problem is, I guess, I don't know, maybe I have Stockholm Syndrome with Alex Kuczwhatski because I start to admire her shopping by the end of the column. Wait, hold the phone. Suzy and I have to roam the streets for food. MediaTom: Thanks for the invitation. Bitch. Have fun, guys! TheTransom: YOU"RE INVITED! JESUS CHRIST. Were you a YOUNGEST CHILD? DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE AND BEAT YOU. MediaTom: I was 2nd of 2. Technically that makes me "younger."
Some Time Passes.
MediaTom: So anyway. Alex "Evita" Kuczynski declares "I hated 'Lost in Translation,' an admission that no doubt guarantees my exile from hipster America forever." Technically, to be in "exile" from a place, don't you have to have been there before? TheTransom: Well, we can't hold her good taste in husbands against her. BUT. This time I disagree with her shopping. The first daughter of Peru, set loose in Marc Jacobs, should at least come home with the servants bowed and stooped under her acquisitions. MediaTom: I was impressed when she denigrated a Marc Jacobs dress by imagining the smart-alecky comment that Us Weekly would get from a fashion panelist if a celebrity were ever to be photographed wearing it. TheTransom: See? Who says she's un-reflective?? MediaTom:"Don't blame me if this line isn't funny! I didn't say it! An imaginary person in a hypothetical scenario said it!" Maybe all her imaginary friends chipped in to buy the $975 satchel. TheTransom: No one ever bought me a thousand-dollar handbag to say "thank you." MediaTom: And Alex Kucznyski offends you EVERY THURSDAY! Where's your apology handbag? TheTransom: RIGHT? WHERE'S MY GODDAM APOLOGY HANDBAG, ALEX? More Time Passes. read more »
MediaTom: Okay, I'm back. What about, "9/11: Light a Candle Or Party On?" Let me draw your attention to the "Or" in that headline in particular. Welcome to the down-to-earth world of reporters, Jodi Kantor! TheTransom: It's her first story on her new job! Of course she's being hazed by the headline writers. MediaTom: The best part is "But Dr. Eviatar Zerubavel, a professor of sociology at Rutgers, argues that as the years pass, the 9/11 commemoration will grow stronger." Because nothing makes a convincing take-the-temperature-of-society piece like a titled expert WILDLY SPECULATING ABOUT SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNKNOWABLE. The Transom: Oh, I liked the story. But you may be surprised to know that Dr. Zerubavel is the author of "The Seven-Day Circle: The History and Meaning of the Week." Which must be RIVETING. (Oh, God, actually? It probably is.) MediaTom: Jodi's Dr. Zerubavel (whom I nearly just abbreviated to "Dr. Z," which would have been a gross insult to the world's greatest football writer, Paul "Dr. Z" Zimmerman)--then goes on to point out that "it wasn't until 15 years after the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. that his birthday became a holiday." Which would be a very clear precedent for future Sept. 11 commemorations--if we were CELEBRATING THE DAY DR. KING GOT SHOT. TheTransom: Well, there's the answer! We should celebrate the birthday of the World Trade Center! MediaTom: Exactly! Thank heavens we have degreed academic experts to explain to us how our society works. TheTransom: April 4, by the way. 1973. The World Trade Center ribbon-cutting ceremony. MediaTom: Wait . . . that's the date King got shot. April 4. The Transom: AGH MediaTom: Now I am very disturbed. TheTransom: Eeek. 1968. You're right. MediaTom: Huh. TheTransom: Herrm. MediaTom: Well. TheTransom: Anyway! MediaTom: Yes! But, you should join the Way We live Now staff! Man, they're like the Navy SEALs. A quick, mobile strike force. Ready to write a piece anywhere in the Times! TheTransom: Do they get to walk into people's offices and commando the front page of sections? I hope so. Do I get to do that too? MediaTom: Don't you? TheTransom: I dunno! I've never tried! Hold on, I'm going to march into the managing editor's office and seize some column inches. AHOY! THIS IS THE WAY WE LIVE NOW, BITCH! In fact, I'm anointing myself as the entire Way We Live Now elite cadre of the New York Observer. I'm going to get some olive-drab outfits! And a small handgun! MediaTom: Jumpsuits. Must have jumpsuits. TheTransom: Watch out, motherfucker. I'll seize your column, too. MediaTom: Be careful what you wish for. TheTransom: Why? Was Jodi Kantor careful what she wished for? Was Alex Kuzcrciplsky? WAS ANNA WINTOUR CAREFUL WHAT SHE WISHED FOR? MediaTom: Jodi tells us that at the U.S. Open on Sept. 11, "before the men's tennis final James Taylor will sing 'America the Beautiful.'" TheTransom: See? THAT'S THE WAY WE LIVE NOW! MediaTom: Can I ask you something? Who hasn't seen (1) fire and (2) rain? TheTransom: Well, until this winter, my 10-year-old cat had never seen fire. And only rain through a window. So maybe the song is about HOW CATS LIVE NOW. MediaTom: James Taylor: more profoundly experienced than a cat.Sex Lives of Serious Journalists: He’s a Feminist, She’s a Real Man
Gore-TV
That's what we gather from this email to the Brownstoner, a Brooklyn real estate blog: read more »
"I am producing a piece for Al Gore's new cable channel Current TV on the present real estate boom and the consequences for folks 18- 34. I'm looking to profile a young couple looking to buy their first home in Brooklyn...."Joe Klein Disagrees
"According to the New York Observer last week, these sites aren't getting much traffic—yet. But they will," the Clinton chronicler writes in Time. read more »
Then Klein comes out as a member of the Stop Hillary movement, joining an extremely large number of insiderish Democrats, most of whom aren't willing to say it quite this bluntly:
"[A] Clinton presidential candidacy in 2008 would be a disaster on many levels," he writes. "Bill Clinton was a good President. Hillary Clinton is a good Senator. But enough already. (And that goes for you too, Jeb.)"Rudy Goes South
The Note reported this morning that S.C. State Rep. Tracy Edge pronounced himself "shocked and disappointed to learn that Mayor Giuliani charged our state hospital association $100,000 to speak at an event to benefit tsunami victims."
ABC News just put up some more detail in an interview with Edge, a Republican who was referring to our story this week.
The Observer's Joseph Tuzzo stopped by Rudy's press conference this afternoon, and Rudy was asked about Edge's call.
GIULIANI: I asked [the South Carolina Hospital Association] how much should be donated. I doubled that. And if they feel more should be donated, I'd be happy to do it. I will talk to them and find out, but the discussion should be with the Hospital Association. They understand the economics of their event, and we will do anything that they want, like we did in the past....
Q: Do you think on your own, because of all that's been brought to your attention that you do want to return the $80,000? read more »
GIULIANI: Not until I talk to them. I'd like to see what they feel is the right thing to do because they know the economics of their event and we'll make sure we do what they feel is the right thing to do.Vito and DeLay
"Eat You Later"
"Eat you later" was the valediction. read more »
Now, I'm hoping nobody other than me writes about this. And I'm doing it only, of course, to make this high-minded point: This is Kenneth Starr's fault. And blame Allan Jennings too.




Cowboy movies! Dude, why don't they make cowboy movies hardly anymore? John Wayne is like really old or something, I guess. Or dead? But back in the day, man, half of the movies were like romance, and the other half were all westerns! What happened to America? Now it's all In Her Sister's Traveling Pants with Romy And Michele's Joy Luck Club and shit.







