We’re going out on a limb and predicting a Wimbledon men’s final between Anna Wintour pet Roger Federer and Mallorcan conquistador punk Rafael Nadal (who’s pretty hot from certain camera angles, albeit a bit young for us.) Machinelike Federer may finally be showing signs of age. (Or is it fatigue from all those fashion shoots?) Either way, major televised sporting events are always a convenient excuse to stay home folding laundry and reading InStyle in a mud mask.

[Wimbledon men’s final, 9 a.m., NBC]

mbryan@observer.com