Bumped Bankers Go Bonkers!

and well-compensated layoff victims are
enjoying one last big bender before adulthood.
A year ago this month, Nick, a 31-year-old West Villager from Pennsylvania with short dark brown hair, was laid off from his job as a private-equity salesman at what he called a “mid-tier” bank. As bonus season approached, his prospects did not seem bright. But his spirits, curiously, were. “Being a bachelor who rents in New York, I didn’t have a lot of commitments or responsibilities,” he said. And when a friend who was building a polo club in West Palm Beach, Fla., invited him to come help out for a few months, Nick thought, What the hell, sublet his apartment and hopped on a direct flight south.
“When you’re in Florida, you’re outside all the time,” he said. “We were in the heart of sugar cane country, in a totally undeveloped area. I rode every day.”
It was a vast improvement over the trading desk, he added, where “you’re working very early hours, you’re always inside, you’re always on the telephone, you’re never around green space.”
In the wake of continuing, even worsening, layoffs in the financial industry (10,000 in New York since last August, Bloomberg recently reported, with behemoths like Citigroup cutting 10 percent of its investment bank alone); as double-digit drops in net worth have top executives wringing their hands in The Times, much of Wall Street’s young are simply throwing up theirs and saying, “Whoo-hoo!”
Tommy Kim, 27, formerly of UBS, for example, logged 37 days of snowboarding in 2008 after being fired last January. “When I got laid off, it was like, hallelujah,” he said.
After the snow melted, he came back to New York, where “I went paint-balling,” Mr. Kim said. “I went to Six Flags.” Now: “I stay up late, wake up late, go to the beach a lot. I play a lot of video games when I can’t find people to hang out with. I started reading again for pleasure, which is something I haven’t done since before college.” (Currently on the nightstand: Freakonomics).
He doesn’t have a three-bedroom in Westchester or a country club membership. He’s single and owns a one-bedroom in Queens that he bought “really cheap” in 2004.
Recently, Mr. Kim turned his attention to organizing his vast music collection and playing DJ gigs around town, including a Saturday party at the Brooklyn Museum and a few weddings (he was a well-known DJ during his undergrad days at Dartmouth). He’s also taking break-dancing classes. And he built himself a new computer, just for the hell of it. Looked up the instructions online, bought the parts, et voilà!
And his job search? “I’m kind of looking,” Mr. Kim said. “I decided last week maybe I should be more proactive.” It’s hard to get worked up, though, because “President Bush extended unemployment by another 13 weeks!” That’s $405 a week on top of the “generous” UBS severance.
‘I AM IN PERU!’
Despite the prevailing devil-may-care attitude among New York’s youngest financiers, most of the bankers interviewed for this story did not want their names used, fearing it might hurt their chances of future employment. One tall, dashing 26-year-old former hedge fund associate and Ivy Leaguer laid off in June furtively e-mailed his travel itinerary to The Observer: July in Europe, traveling through Spain, Berlin, Amsterdam and London. “Then I came down to Peru for two weeks to see Cusco, Lima and Machu Picchu,” he wrote. “I just decided that I wanted to see a ton of places that I had never had the chance to visit before. I did feel like I needed to take advantage of being young and without child, mortgage, wife or job, but with enough money that I did not have to worry about my next job right away.”He would have liked to answer more questions, but “I do not have that much access to e-mail and, well, I am in Peru!” Next Page >



























Right, these folks will be fine, and this recession will hurt less than some others in a poverty and unemployment desperation sense. But tax revenues are going down. The pain is coming from the public sector.
I definitely fall under that category!! I was laid-off at a mid-size investment bank firm in April of this year. I have travel to Egypt for a few weeks with my severance package, visited the West Coast with some friends, Hand-Gliding, Whitewater Rafting and camping. It was always one of those things I never had more then a full week to do because of work. It has been a SUPER great summer and I really haven't worried about money yet. I'm just starting to look for job now.
Just remember that $50k compounded at a lowly 10% for the next 30 years (about the time you will be thinking about retirement)is almost a $1m (and more than $3m compounded at a more reasonable 15% assuming you can even come close to managing it like me). So I hope you are really enjoying those vacations.
"Lowly 10%?" "More reasonable 15%?" "Come close to managing?"
Do look at market returns, and the performance of professional money managers who get paid based on how well they do. You won't come anywhere NEAR 10%, unless you enjoy vast amounts of risk, in which case you might as well just bet at the casino like Dave from Credit Suisse; it's faster that way.
Your point is clear. They should be saving for a nest egg instead of partying. But who says that they can't afford to do both? A couple of months of snowboarding doesn't cost $50,000, and neither does a trip to Peru.
50 k is small change as far as bonuses go. if these guys can actually hack it in banking they won't be missing that money too much once things straighten out.
AH! To be young, naive and paid far more than you're worth. As always, experience and treachery will always overcome youth and exuberance.
How in the world are you getting 10-15% interest per year for 30 years? Those are outstanding returns--far beyond the normal market conditions.